If you were a fly on my wall today, first of all you wouldn't survive long because I'm really good with the flyswatter, and second, you'd probably get a good laugh because when I chase flies with the flyswatter, the dog howls. It's quite a sight. Equally humorous is what you'd hear today if you were a fly on the wall at my house. These are really truly things I've said today:
1) "Come here and let me wipe the black beans off your shoe."
2) "God must have been listening when you prayed for your balloon to come down."
3) "Kyra, you don't live here, honey."
4) "NO Biting!"
5) "Please fit. Please fit. Oh...good, it fits."
